WE

LOVE OUR TROOPS!
These are things, jokes, stories, etc that I receive, and I pray you are not offended by some of the language. I try not to edit what I receive. If you think it offensive, please just skip it.
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE
FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE.
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The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not
protect you.
You could have heard a pin drop
When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example
of empire building ' by George Bush.
He answered by saying, ' Over the years, the United
States has sent many of its fine young men and women
into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.
The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return
is enough to bury those that did not return. '
You could have heard a pin drop.
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There was a conference in France where a number of
international engineers were taking part, including French
and American. During a break, one of the French engineers
came back into the room saying ' Have you heard the latest
dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What
does he intended to do, bomb them? '
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: ' Our
carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several
hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply
emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they
have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000
people three meals a day, they can produce several
thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each
day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in
transporting victims and injured to and from! their flight
deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does
France have? '
You could have heard a pin drop.
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference
that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian,
Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception,
he found himself standing with a large group of Officers
th at included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped
their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that,
whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn
only English. ' He then asked, ' Why is it that we always have
to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking
French? '
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ' Maybe
it ' s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans
arranged it so you wouldn ' t have to speak German. '
You could have heard a pin drop.
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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in
Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his
passport in his carry on.
' You have been to France before, monsieur? ' the customs officer
asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France
previously
Then you should know enough to have your passport ready. '
The American said, ' ' The last time I was here, I didn ' t have to
show it.
' Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports
on arrival in France ! '
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look. Then he quietly explained, ' ' Well, when I came ashore
at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country,
I couldn ' t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to. '
You could have heard a pin drop.
If you are proud to be an American, pass this on!
RULES FOR NON-MILITARY
Make sure you read # 13
Dear
Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our
great
nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to
join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can
still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we
would like your assistance:
1. The next time
you see any adults talking (or wearing a
hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2.When
you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag
in
protest - kick their ass.
3.Regardless of the
rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of
respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought
for the
very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten
them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this
Nation great.Then hold them down while a disabled veteran
kicks their ass.
4.(GUYS) If you were never in the
military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress
uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you
used to be 'Special Forces, Collecting GI Joe memorabilia,
might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it
will only make you look stupid and get your ass
kicked.
5.Next time you come across an Air
Force member, do not
ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?'
Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.
Such ignorance
deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6.If you
witness someone calling the US Coast Guard
'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their
ass.
7.Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by
during a parade, get on your damn feet and
pay homage to her
by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her
- of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a
severe ass-kicking.
8.Don't try to discuss politics
with a military member or a veteran.
We are Americans, and we
all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation.
Our
Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief(CinC).
The President (for those who didn't know) is
our CinC.
Regardless of political party.
We have no inside track on what
happens inside those big important buildings where
all those
representatives meet All we know is that when
those civilian
representatives screw up the situation,
they call upon the
military to go straighten it out.
If you keep asking us the
same stupid questions repeatedly,
you will get your ass
kicked.
9.'Your mama wears combat boots' never made
sense to me - stop saying It!
If she did, she would most
likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!
10.
Bin Laden and the Taliban are not
Communists, so stop saying
'Let's go kill those Commies!'
And stop asking us where he is!
Crystal balls are not standard
issue in the military. That
reminds me- if you see anyone calling
those damn psychic phone
numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
11.
'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead'
(Marines), 'Grunt' (Army),
'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers'
(Coast Guard), etc.,
are
terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you
are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to
use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
12.
Last, but not least, whether or not you become
a member of the
military, support our troops and
their families. Every
Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family
and friends, please remember
that there are literally
thousands of soldiers, sailors,
marines and airmen far from
home wishing
they could be with their families.
Thank God for
our military and the sacrifices they make
every day. Without
them, our country would get it's ass
kicked.'
'It's the Veteran, not the reporter,
who has given us the freedom of the press.'
'It's the
Veteran, not the poet,
who has given us the freedom of
speech.'
'It's the Veteran, not the community
organizer,
who gives us the freedom to
demonstrate.'
'It's the Military who salutes the flag,
who serves beneath the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the
flag,
who allows the protester to burn the
flag.'
ONE MORE::
13. If you ever
see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem
in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
We must never forget who Gets the credit for the freedoms we have,
of which we should be Eternally grateful.
I watched the flag
Pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease...
I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square
And eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.
I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?
How many pilots' planes Shot down?
How many died at sea?
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves ?
No, freedom isn't free.
I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.
I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant 'Amen,'
When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.
I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.
I
Thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington .
No, freedom isn't free.
Enjoy Your Freedom
& God Bless Our Troops
Sent to me from an airman:
Subject: How long must this go on?
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,
I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you
" As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on?
The fighting between our nations?
The hatred?
The animosity?
The spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
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THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN !!!!
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Joke:
Q: What's the difference between a jet engine and a fighter pilot?
A: A jet engine will stop whining when you shut the plane down.
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I received this from an OES Star Sister, Jeanie Bates and I wanted to share it, and say AMEN to it!
This poem was Written, & Read, by Doyle Lovelace , at his
father's funeral.
An old Soldier's Passing is in honor of our dad,
Alvin Lovelace, who was wounded during the Battle
of the Bulge in Belgium, January, 1945 and is
dedicated to all the Old Soldiers of World War II and
especially to our uncle, Harry Grigsby, who was
killed during the Invasion of Naples in 1943.
An Old Soldier's
Passing